"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.
— Unknown (via peppermintpatteee)
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sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.